Johnson Boating You & Your Johnson commercial from the 80's
DOUBLE RAINBOW SONG
SALMA HAYEK FREAKED OUT AFTER SEEING A SNAKE:
Apparently, SALMA HAYEK has a MAJOR issue with snakes. She was doing an interview
outside with "Extra" to promote the new Adam Sandler movie "Grown Ups", and when
she saw a snake on the ground, she FREAKED OUT.
And by 'freak out' I mean she lost her EVER-LOVIN' MIND. She was so afraid, she
climbed on top of MAYA RUDOLPH, who was sitting next to her. It turned out it was a
four-foot long garter snake.
"Talk To Tuesday"
Cracky Orders Chinese Food
SOME LADY LOST CONTROL OF HER SUV AND CRASHED
INTO A RIVER BECAUSE SHE WAS PUTTING SUGAR IN HER COFFEE
Now it's time to recognize our Distracted Driver of the Day . . . 42-year-old
Trena Fiels of Detroit, Oregon(about 55 miles southeast of Portland).
On Saturday morning, Trena was driving down the highway when she suddenly
lost control of her SUV, veered down a 40-foot embankment, and crashed into a river.
Rescue workers showed up a few minutes later, and Trena was rushed
to the hospital where she was treated for minor injuries and released.
According to the police, the reason Trena lost control of her car was because
she was trying to put sugar in her coffee while she was driving. (???)
A REPORTER FREAKED OUT WHEN A GUY KEPT TOUCHING HIM
A reporter named DAN NOYES was tryingto do a story about the Laguna Honda Hospital in San Francisco, and whether the staff stole money from a hospital fund.But the hospital spokesman, a guy named MARC SLAVIN, wouldn't stop touching him.
The reporter repeatedly told the guy NOT to touch him, but he wouldn't listen, and kept putting his hand on the reporter's shoulder. It may not sound interesting, but it's awkward and hilarious.
A REPORTER FAILED TO SHOW HOW EASY IT IS TO BREAK INTO A CAR
A local news guy was trying to show how fast someone can break into your car, but every time he hit the window with a hammer, it just bounced off. Then when he finally DID break it, he cut his finger.
This Week in Unnecessary Censorship - LOST Edition
Unsuspecting Trainspotter lucky to be alive
This lucky guy was filming a steam train standing next to a rail track as another train comes from the other way
A 13-YEAR-OLD BOY PERFORMED LADY GAGA'S
"PAPARAZZI" AT A SCHOOL CONCERT:
A 13-year-old named Greyson Michael Chance performed the LADY GAGA song "Paparazzi" at his school's music festival, and he
pretty much nailed it.You can tell just by looking at the faces of the
teenage girls in the background.
A WOMAN FOUND A GUMMY CANDY IN THE
SHAPE OF A MAN PLEASURING HIMSELF
23-year-old Lyz Parker lives in Camberley, England (--about 30 miles west of London).
Recently, she opened a bag of Candy King . . . which is kind of like a British version of Gummy Bears . . . and pulled out a piece of candy in the shape of a man molesting himself.
According to a spokesman for the candy-maker, quote,
"Clearly this is not part of Candy King's assortment."
(--Take a look at the lewd piece of candy here . . .)
A FAKE YO-YO CHAMPION IS PRANKING LOCAL TV STATIONS
A guy who goes by the name Kenny Strasser has pranked at least five local TV stations in the last few weeks.Kenny writes into local morning programs and tells them he's a yo-yo champion who teaches kids about saving the Earth.
But once he's on the show he just talks about his personal problems and swings the yo-yo's around without
doing anything impressive.
Almost Unbelievable: Epic Redneck is Tased off His Lawn Mower
"Talk To Tuesday"
Listen to Cracky McClure call the South
and this time, she talks to a cop.
SNL's Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Talk to Cracky
3-year old tightroping over a Tigers den
Seth Meyers Weekend Update
Sarah Palin ( Tina Fey) previews her new network line up.
Even talk show host Jimmy Kimmel was confused by mistress-beleaguered golfing great Tiger Woods' new Nike commercial that features the voice of his dead father (?!) asking him what he was feeling and if he has learned anything.
Girl Trips After Wisdom Teeth Removal
Earthquake in SD 4/4
The Frustrated Trumpet Player...
Needless to say, the C-Walk Cardio Workout never really
caught on in the fitness world. Just too many faceplants.
No, this isn't a porno site...it's everyday life.
Look...it happens...to some people.
Kim Kardashian has started a new, affordable way to keep getting lots of fabulous footwear!
Kim is the founder and chief fashion stylist of ShoeDazzle.com, an online shoe society that gives its customers their own set of stylists!
You get a pair of shoes every month and it is amazing, and it's completely affordable -- $39 a month."
To become a member, shoppers take a survey to determine their look. Then, Kim and her fashion experts give them a choice of five shoes per month to choose from -- each pair only costing $39!
Click on the photo for the site.
A woman FAINTED on "The Price Is Right" yesterday.It happened when her showcase prizes were
being revealed.She was pumped when she heard about a trip to Minneapolis . . . but she hit the ground when she saw the new car.
INK THAT WILL MAKE YOU BLINK...A LOT
Ink (tattoos) is very common today. However, ink placement is still very important. I'll admit, I judge...it's not right, but I do. Inked necks, inked domes, inked ear lobes...I think those people are angry and have no sense of humor. I am probably wrong, but unless I have a chance to know you, I'm a little freaked. But, if you ran into these guys...
In August of 2009 Irvin Williams wrote the story
of how he met his fiancé Dr. Dewain L. Lee.
He then submitted it to Essence magazine.
In Nov 2009 he was informed that he was a finalist in
Essence Magazines Will You Marry Me.
Please help us support the couple by voting multiple times
every day for 30 days starting January 4th 2010 on FACEBOOK
Does this video prove dogs can sense earthquakes before they happen? It shows a dog bolt out of a room just seconds before Saturday's magnitude 6.5 earthquake in Northern California.
MAN TRANSFORMS TO WEREWOLF
FOR NEW MOON TICKETS
HERE IS WHAT JOEY DUNAWAY
FROM BOISE DID THIS MORNING ON
RICK MOORTENS WILD WAKE UP SHOW
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